THE COWBOY DENTIST
If you’ve cowboyed any amount of time in this old country, you will have run
into some special characters. I‘ve had the good fortune of running into many,
but there is one that always stood out.
He made his nest in Las Cruces, New Mexico, where he broke colts in his later
years. During his younger days, he rodeoed a lot, roping calves and steers. His
name was Zeno Farris. He stood a little over six feet tall. Like all old
cowboys, Zeno moved slow. The gray matter under his silver belly hat was always
moving fast, but Zeno would never say much.
When it came to a young colt that knew nothing of a saddle, much less a cowboy,
this is where old Zeno's handy work came in. It seemed to work overtime. His
hands were big and rough, but had a soft touch to them, like a doe skin glove on
a colt. Before Zeno would do anything to a colt, he would just talk to him. It
was as if they just knew that Zeno was talking their language and the colts were
soon at ease. His big hands would go all over the colt's body, and within
minutes they would melt like butter for old Zeno. Once it was under his old
cowboy's spell, then old Zeno took the colt to his old cowboy school.
Zeno was a cowboy who was getting up in years. His legs didn’t move as good as
they did yesterday. Each new colt that he took on to train, well, that was his
new set of legs for the day. He wanted the legs that he was riding to take him
anywhere he wanted to go, and that was the colt that he would be riding that
day. Zeno Farris never broke a horse in his life - that was just not his way. To
him, when you break a horse, well, you break his soul and spirit. Zeno wanted to
train the legs of a horse that would be his legs for the ride that day and
tomorrow.
It was in the early 1970s and I was shoeing horses in Las Cruces, New Mexico. I
was working on a bunch of horses on a farm early one morning. The sun hadn’t
even said hello yet. The pens were close to an irrigation ditch, but the air was
crystal clear that early morning. Down the ditch, a ways off, I heard a voice
that I knew very well. It was old Zeno, mounted on one of his new students that
he was talking to. Zeno was on a four-year-old sorrel colt with a blazed face.
The colt's head was down as they rode up to where I was standing. Zeno and I
said our Good Mornings as he got off of the sorrel colt.
Zeno looked at me and my tool box, and then said, " Danny, you got any tooth
pullers in that there box of yours?" I was young and fresh out of shoeing
school. I wasn’t sure what would come next from Zeno. I got them out of my
shoeing box, handed them to the old cowboy as I walked towards him.
The colt was standing like a statue in the park. He knew that Zeno was his
master. Zeno pried the colt's mouth open, then he pulled the young colt's tongue
to one side. Then he said, " Danny, grab this tongue - this old pony has a bad
tooth." I didn’t question anything that Zeno did, just did as I was told. The
colt flinched a bit, but within seconds a back right tooth was in old Zeno's
hands.
Zeno, then took the colt to a water trough so he could wash his mouth out. Then
he was back on the colt, and he rode away with no good-bye or thank you.
An hour later, I was just about done with my horses I was working on. Then I
heard Zeno talking to the colt on their return trip. Zeno, the old cowboy of few
words and much cowboy wisdom, said as he rode up to me, " Danny, give me those
damn cutters again, this old boy is just out of balance." One more time we went
through the same procedure, this time on the left side of the colt's mouth. In a
matter of minutes, another rear tooth was in old Zeno's hand. During all of
this, and I don’t know how, the colt did never UN-track.
This just goes to show that you have to have trust in those that you love, even
if they pull your teeth. Ride out the ride - that is, if you know it’s a good
one. And be like old Zeno. Let your big hands do the talking......’cause what
you‘ll feel from that - well, it’ll tell the story. Love is sweet, not like
pulling teeth......